Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara relaxing and doing a little limbering up on the set of Modern Family in a nice tight pair of leggings. Normally known for her abundance of “Talent” in the chesticular arts department, it’s rare to get any shots of Ms Vergara’s sweet

Sophie Monk

Sophie Monk keeps her body good shape, it’s by staging pictures of herself while jogging. Now I’m not 100% sure that these are staged but like I said before, I really don’t care.

Stacy Keibler’s

Stacy Keibler in FHM Australia. I don’t know if these are old or new pictures ( I should know, Stacy was one of my favourites before she turned into a prude) but I’m glad they showed up

Tara Reid

Tara Reid botched-up funbags but in these pictures they actually look real. I mean, look at the way they sag. They’re almost down to her belly, like something out of National Geographic.

Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen chick because I know she’s under eighteen and she’s just an innocent little child, as you can tell by these pictures from her spread in Revolver magazine

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, country singers are pretty boring, but she’s starting to grow on me. Here she is outside the Letterman studios the other day looking kinda cute in her jeans and plaid shirt. I kinda like wholesome country girls… Serving me beers and chicken wings in tiny little orange short shorts.

Tera Patrick

Tera Patrick (like you didn’t already know what she did for a living!) hosting a fashion show at TAO Nightclub in Vegas. Besides mentioning that her husband may be the luckiest mofo on the planet for scoring a girl like her looking the way he does, I’m posting her for quota’s sake.

Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila leaving rocker Dave Navarro’s apartment the other night in her blue Lamborghini. I’m shocked that a woman of her class and stature would be associated with a rock star and turn up at his apartment late at night.

Torrie Wilson

Stacy Keibler over how poorly she has been dressing lately. Well, she must be pissed at me because she doesn’t take any of my advice nor does she call or even email me.

Traci Bingham

Traci Bingham lately. Well, it turns out that she’s competing for her very own reality show on a reality show called ‘Gimme My Reality Show!‘.

Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks being interviewed by the New York Times seriously because she explains all the different ways a model has to know how to smile. I’m hoping she’s joking because let’s be honest, as long as you’re hot, tall, and know how to stand you can be a model.

Vanessa Hudgens

Photos of Vanessa Hudgens in her tight little dress, I think I like these better, she looks like a scary werewolf prostitute. Not a real one obviously, why would a werewolf be a prostitute, but maybe a pretend one from a made for TV movie or some sort of theme park.

Vanessa Minnillo Bikini

Vanessa Minnillo in a bikini yesterday, here are some pictures of her on the beaches of the British Virgin Islands. You’d think that because she spends so much time vacationing, Vanessa is unemployed.

Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham posing in her lingerie for a new campaign for Giorgio Armani. Apparently Posh was a little reluctant to pose in the lingerie, she was worried that her mom body wouldn’t be sexy, but the chance to work with the Italian designer and the £12million contract won out in the end.

Victoria Justice

Victoria Justice looking nice and pretty the other day as she continues her drive to adulthood hotness at some event for shoes or something like that. I don’t know what else to tell you, I wish I was a seventeen year old with my own car, maybe a Chevy Malibu with lots of room in the back seat, so that I could ask her out on a date and not get sent to prison. Life was simpler back then.

Vida Guerra

Vida Guerra in a very long time, and that’s because she’ss ugly. That said, she’s proof that ugly girls with big tits can get work somewhere besides a strip club. So I have to give her some credit for beating odds that were stacked against her. Speaking of stacked, enjoy.

A Vikki Blows Picture

Vikki Blows is a 21 year old glamor model and self-proclaimed “dickhead” from England who has multiple piercings and tattoos.

Vikki Blows

Vikki Blows is one of the sweetest looking things I’ve ever laid eyes on. Most of you don’t know who she is but that name is definitely hard to forget! So remember, you saw her here first! Here’s her latest calendar and if this doesn’t bring her to the next level of stardom, I don’t know what will. Actually, I do but that requires sleeping with me and I don’t think Vikki would go for that.

Whitney Port Photo

Golden Globe Awards pictures so I needed to get back to my roots and post some bikini pictures. Unfortunately, all the big stars had better things to do so all I’ve got are some lame shots of “The Hills” nobody Whitney Port hanging out on the beach in Miami filming scenes for her latest rotten MTV reality show “The City.” When will these girls learn that you need to lose the top if you’re going to get anywhere in this business? I should be an agent.

Willa Ford

Dancing With The Stars‘ this year because for starters I couldn’t care less about people who can do the “cha cha” and Stacy Keibler is not on it anymore. However, I decided to check out who is on the show this time around and came across this pleasant looking girl by the name of Willa Ford.